The irony of ” I was poorer when I became a politician”

The irony of ” I was poorer when I became a politician”

By:Saanu Michael

In a shocking turn of events, a Nigerian senator revealed that his net worth had mysteriously decreased upon taking office.

This bombshell sparked widespread outrage among citizens, who couldn’t help but notice the irony. It appears that many of these public servants are afflicted with a rare condition known as ‘Integrity Deficit Disorder’ (IDD), characterized by a severe lack of empathy, a penchant for corruption, and a remarkable ability to prioritize self-enrichment over quality leadership.

Symptoms of IDD include an unexplained abundance of cash in bank accounts, a inability to accommodate loved ones, and a peculiar form of intellectual bankruptcy. In extreme cases, sufferers may become beholden to corrupt funds, leading to a complete loss of autonomy.

As the nation grapples with this epidemic, one thing is clear: being a senator is clearly a lucrative business – in reverse. Who needs personal growth or a clear conscience when you can have a bulging bank account and a badge of dishonor?